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Ecrit par Absurdus, le Samedi 11 Janvier 2003.
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et alors...
Ecrit par grenouille le Samedi 11 Janvier 2003

...ça marche, poulet?

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Re: et alors...
Ecrit par TheMiStErTooN le Samedi 11 Janvier 2003

n'inclu pas tout le monde dans tes problemes de micropenis lol

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Re: Re: et alors...
Ecrit par Gamin le Samedi 11 Janvier 2003

Comment tu sais qu'Absurdus a un micro-pénis ?? tu es allé voir ??

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Re: et alors...
Ecrit par Absurdus le Dimanche 12 Janvier 2003

Ben quoi, t'as pas vu comme je "radiate confidence and success"?
Et comme toutes les femmes "surrender and give me everything I have always wanted"?
Sûr, c'est le produit miracle qui a changé ma vie... :-)))

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Ecrit par Kolia le Samedi 11 Janvier 2003

Je ne me sens absolument pas concerné (euh 6 inches ça fait combien en mêtres?). mdr!

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Re:
Ecrit par le concombre masqué le Samedi 29 Mars 2003

REMOVE ME FROM YOUR LISTS! I AM A GIRL AND DON'T EVEN HAVE A PENIS. I AMBLOCKING YOUR SITE.

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